I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

I missed one?

Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

The fact that you thought that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying emotional insecurity.

Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.

In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.

If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature.

It doesn't matter; the chicken's actions have no meaning except to him.

Because the government had fooled him into thinking that he was crossing the road of his own free will, when he was really only serving their interests.

Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.

I rang the bell.

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