ARTERY…………………………………….The Study of Paintings

BACTERIA……………………………….Back Door of a Cafeteria

BARIUM ……………………..What Doctors Do When Patients Die

CAESARIAN SECTION………………..A Neighbourhood In Rome

CAT SCAN………………………………………Searching For Kitty

CAUTERISE…………………………..Made Eye Contact With Her

COMA………………………………………….A Punctuation Mark

DILATE……………………………………………..To Live Longer

FESTER……………………………………………………..Quicker

FIBULA………………………………………………….A Small Lie

HANGNAIL………………………………………………Coat Hook

LABOUR PAINS………………………………Getting Hurt At Work

MEDICAL STAFF……………………………………..Doctor's Cane

MORBID………………………………………………A Higher Offer

NITRATES………………………………….Cheaper Than Day Rates

NODE………………………………………………….Was Aware Of

OUTPATIENT……………………………A Person Who Has Fainted

PARANOIA…………………………………..An Annoying Cockatoo

PELVIS……………………………………………A Cousin To Elvis

RECOVERY ROOM………………………..Place To Do Upholstery

SEIZURE……………………………………………Roman Emperor

TABLET……………………………………………… A Small Table

TERMINAL ILLNESS…………………….. Being Sick At The Airport

TUMOUR…………………………………………….More Than One

VARICOSE……………………………………………………Nearby

VEIN……………………………………………………….. Conceited

Last updated 1st October 1999.